Ah, the stupidity...

I was at a well known "Mart" after work today in the not-so-speedy 20 item or less lane with a not-so-swift checkout lady. The woman right after me was putting up her items on the counter and included were two packages of the ready-to-bake cookie dough that is pre-formed into little balls for you. The checkout woman says "Oh, I was so disappointed in those." "Really? I like them," replied the shopper. The checkout woman said (and I kid you not), "I learned the hard way that you have to pull them apart and put them on a cookie sheet before you bake them."

...and we wonder why people like this can't make change.